@TheOnion @Bridget_Krage this made me think of you for some reason
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@TheOnion keep it classy PhillyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Philadelphia booed Santa Claus and now killed a harmless Robot. Time to send in the Terminator for revenge!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Robot goes across 3 countries ok & then makes it into 2nd state in our country & then destroyed. Disgrace!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the City of Brotherly Love, not Robotic Love.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion & thanks to the violent dipshit who made Philly look bad yet againThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion spice purveyorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My money was on Detroit so yeah, I'm pretty unhappy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kilkenny_d especially if you gotta drive through Narrabri.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Jennifer Munn isn't an Uber driver, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Hitchhiking Robot Destroyed On Cross-Country Trip http://onion.com/1DlIHjS#WhatDoYouThink? Drive yourselfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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