@TheOnion @ittycar yup buds #iCarrot watch is da future 
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@TheOnion @ittycar yup buds #iCarrot watch is da future 
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@TheOnion flop????
@TheOnion sell them to Walt Disney World and have them converted to magic bands.
Ouch. “@TheOnion: How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop http://onion.com/1DlITzE pic.twitter.com/st6fwyNM4Z”
@TheOnion The Apple Ankle Bracelet. Sleek dsgn helps those under house arrest explore their allowed range in style. Avail. in blk & drk blk.
@TheOnion @cynthiafogoe need to sort out iTunes too! Terrible!
@TheOnion Would you Adam & Eve it. No one was tempted by these. Just make another one of those i-phone things..If you sell it, they will buy
@theonion let them start selling all the data they gathered with the new health sensors
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