@TheOnion he was quoted as saying "I should have shit before the speach started."
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@TheOnion can't tell if people are joking, or are stupid enough to think this is realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Carbongate Doesn't appear respectful to the ppl he supposedly serves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no respect for our country.#ThanksObamaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bloated Obama digs in couch and finds $1.47 in change and a bag of weed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love USA n Obama great president of usaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Needs more farts!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fox News: "Obama disrespects vets, America, children and old people by not standing."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The manspread is real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Bloated Obama Delivers Press Conference From Couch Behind Podium http://onion.com/1JFwqry pic.twitter.com/BeKCslMhdD” big plate o ribs
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