@TheOnion not related in any way, but here's tornado safety tips for all you Onion readers!
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@TheOnion not related in any way, but here's tornado safety tips for all you Onion readers!
http://wp.me/p4nebw-pJ pic.twitter.com/GGMSvTA757
@TheOnion: "Could become the kind of person who asks questions about soups."
@TheOnion Pro: Tofu can be substituted in any non-vegetarian recipe calling for bland, flavorless chunks
@TheOnion PRO: Dinner choice always reduced to one selection at any Midwestern restaurant.
@TheOnion I've been a vegetarian my whole life and I gotta say that you guys hit the nail on the head.
.@TheOnion i still can't escape the chicken dreams.
@TheOnion there are pros?
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