@TheOnion @wittwitbarista What about all the honorary degrees they hand out to actors? Come on, all you need to be is filthy rich and famous
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@TheOnion@cobber_bobber The Onion is one of my favorite satirically humor based fake news resources ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Romero_DeadGirl I don't have a degree but even i can figure this one out...lol - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion あまり本当の事をつぶやいてはいけません、 Do not be too tweeted the truth, 日本に留学生が来なくなります。 International students will no longer come to Japan.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Correlation is not causation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Comes on heels of study that determined college graduates are more educated than those who don't attend college.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My oven has more degrees than I do ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you forgot about honorary degreesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion More money well spent from the top scientists who discovered that individuals who overeat are more likely to be obese.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DrewDrewsie96@TheOnion woah who woulda thought
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