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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Aug 2015

    Woman Quickly Cycles Through Non-Threatening Voice Inflections Before Expressing Concern http://onion.com/1DWiseM pic.twitter.com/L7yAFb7HAW

    8:00 AM - 1 Aug 2015
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      2.  🦇Jack The King Ophe 🇲🇽‏ @BlackIceSheep 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is satire And some people are actually taking it seriously People still don't know the Onion is satire Why? @TheOnion

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      1. Adrienn‏ @goldfishforMyc 1 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Spot on.

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      2. Rhys Rhaven‏ @RhysRhaven 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @savagejen Is the bar lower for women to be seen as difficult? Or do women just notice their social standing more than men?

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      4. Rhys Rhaven‏ @RhysRhaven 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @savagejen

        @savagejen Ok so you're saying if both you and I point out a retarded coworkers actions, you'll get more backlash than me?

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      6. Rhys Rhaven‏ @RhysRhaven 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @savagejen

        @savagejen was a hypothetical. I work with 3 very awesome women developers right now (1 much better than everyone else) and am legit curious

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      7. Wibberrrrrrr128  💻 🖥️ 🖱️‏ @wibrr 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @RhysRhaven

        @RhysRhaven @savagejen I think a too-large percentage of men legit feel threatened by female equality =/

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      8. Wibberrrrrrr128  💻 🖥️ 🖱️‏ @wibrr 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @wibrr

        @RhysRhaven @savagejen I've caught myself assuming that someone doesn't/know something based on appearance; it's worth being conscious of

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      9. Rhys Rhaven‏ @RhysRhaven 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @wibrr

        @willbradley @savagejen fuck that, everyone is an idiot until proven otherwise. good people correct me, "i kno dis" or "i dont kno dis" easy

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      1. n‏ @ninaeidsheim 30 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion On a vocal fry and inflection commentary binge! Waiting for Onion commentary re. hormonal cycles and vocal inflection!

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      1. A Yak Named Jason‏ @Erasmus111 1 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @cityofcrows Podcast on vocal fry, etc. I agree more w last two guestshttp://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-july-28-2015-1.3170502/vocal-fry-undermines-empowered-young-women-says-naomi-wolf-1.3170511 …

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      1. Rhys Rhaven‏ @RhysRhaven 1 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @savagejen is this just a problem for women? I'm difficult to work with because i dont tolerate bs and it effects my promotions.

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      1. John Stewart‏ @Jstewart57John 1 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion no problem if there wasn't a possibility of being selected or rejected from an evolutionary standpoint (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

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      1. ElsBells‏ @Hot_Cut 1 Aug 2015
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        I think I love you @TheOnion

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