How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop http://onion.com/1MywhHm pic.twitter.com/B8zZKJVnOC
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@TheOnion How about the App screen not looking like you're playing "Bubble Pop" every single second of your entire waking existence?
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@TheOnion Yeah, yeah, it’s satire and all that, but Apple Watch sales have increased every month since launch.
@housewarmer the suckers! 
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