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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2015

    Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object http://onion.com/1MXDfn6 pic.twitter.com/OqaOB7rGJZ

    8:37 AM - 31 Jul 2015
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      1. Milo Yiannopoulos‏ @GSD_SteVB 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Tits or GTFO

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      2. Sarah Wallace‏ @sarahwalllace 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Kostner_Elroy

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      3. コスナー‏ @Kostner_Elroy 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @sarahwalllace

        @sarahwalllace lololol

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      1. Flingle‏ @lingle_faith 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @chels10barge this made me laugh so hard idk

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao haha

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      1. akib utso‏ @akib_utso 7 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ooh

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      1. Natalie‏ @nato2nicole 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @therealcberg I saw this online and was about to send it to you haha

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      1. Mandy Jane‏ @awryly 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The Lady of Shallot

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      1. Merry dyn0myt3‏ @dyn0myt3 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @HalBrownNBA this is borderline. unfollowed.

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      1. Andrew Peter Noval‏ @andrewpnoval1 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion It is a shame that lack of intelligence is wasted on the beautiful.

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      1. William Kraybill‏ @WKraybill 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion What is this about?

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      1. Circus Maior‏ @PompeyMalus 31 Jul 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object http://onion.com/1MXDfn6  pic.twitter.com/EzLc1q7PUN” @jackfrad

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      1. kirikommie‏ @DualGrey 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion This article is painstakingly true & its so disheartening...

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      1. The Angry Liberal‏ @angryandliberal 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion If she's ready to embark on her career, I hear Trump is accepting applications for beauty contestant and/or wife.

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      1. Bored Bunny Blues‏ @BoredBunnyBlues 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion another fine Kartrashian product

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      1. Lee‏ @LeeOxCrites 31 Jul 2015
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