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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2015

    Israel and Palestine share these identical goals, yet have come no closer to peace. Learn more http://onion.com/1MXAz9a pic.twitter.com/BxacAxH50d

    8:13 AM - 31 Jul 2015
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      2. ᴺᶥᶜᵉ‏ @gokunaruto65 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        delete your account @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Keanu Greaves‏ @trash_ebooks 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @gokunaruto65

        @gokunaruto65 @TheOnion idk imagine if our government and the UN treated both parties as equals. that would be a huge improvement.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. eldritch eldritchson‏ @boxofmillipedes 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @trash_ebooks

        @trash_ebooks @gokunaruto65 @TheOnion both sides are wrong - south park

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Mustafa5150‏ @Mustafa5150 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion neither column is funny or accurate. You try to show equivalency between stone-throwing oppressed and nuclear occupier. Poor.

        1 reply 9 retweets 30 likes
      3. bl8ant‏ @bl8ant 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Mustafa5150

        @Mustafa5150 @aschops @TheOnion the Onion is dicey...once and a while they write something funny.. mostly not

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Mustafa5150‏ @Mustafa5150 1 Aug 2015
        Replying to @bl8ant

        @bl8ant @aschops @TheOnion was funny until and including their 9/11 coverage. After this I think there were personnel changes. Downhill.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Abdulaziz Alhamdan‏Verified account @aziz_alhamdan 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yeah, bullshit, no registered cases of Palestinians killing Israeli children

        5 replies 4 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Voice from Jerusalem‏ @Pales601 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion how dare you to equal between the occupiers ( Israel which is fully armed ) & the occupied people who most of them are not armed

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      1. fazl‏ @fazl 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Are you stupid or merely incompetent? The Palestinians didn't leave Palestine to invade Europe in droves. They were invaded.

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      1. LB Shore‏ @shorepatrol 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ClancyReports The sad thing is that for the Palestinians this is not parody.

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      1. Stronger Together‏ @The_Mad_Dem 31 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Wow. I wish this was satire but unfortunately it's a very hard truth.

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      2. D‏ @DaveT1983 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wholly inaccurate, and not funny. Israel gave up gaza, Sinai peninsula. Land hungry? Pal. info correct.

        6 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Aynav Leibowitz‏ @aynav_ 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @DaveT1983

        @DaveT1983 @TheOnion @shekissesfrogs 1967 war look it up Israel was attacked by 5 countries, won & gave land back as peace offerings

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Madame Blueberry‏ @shekissesfrogs 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @aynav_

        @aynavleibowitz @DaveT1983 @TheOnion what if I prove you wrong? Do you care about historical accuracy?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Aynav Leibowitz‏ @aynav_ 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @shekissesfrogs

        @shekissesfrogs @DaveT1983 @TheOnion Yes, if you feel so strongly that you are correct, educate me.

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      2. Karen Springer‏ @KC_Springer 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ah... but Israel lets you publish your satire, Onion, even when it's untrue and unfunny. #freespeech #charliehebdo

        1 reply 5 retweets 4 likes
      3. Denis‏ @lubrense64 31 Jul 2015
        Replying to @KC_Springer

        @KC_Springer @TheOnion Unless you are an Arab Israeli Knesset member speaking out against a brutal occupation - then not so much free speech

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Lahav Harkov‏Verified account @LahavHarkov 2 Aug 2015
        Replying to @lubrense64

        @lubrense64 @KC_Springer @TheOnion You must be thinking of a different Knesset than the one I report from, where Arab MKs speak out daily.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Denis‏ @lubrense64 2 Aug 2015
        Replying to @LahavHarkov

        @LahavHarkov @KC_Springer @TheOnion My mistake, but of course I was referring to the "Haneen Zoabi Bill" - maybe that was an outlier.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Lahav Harkov‏Verified account @LahavHarkov 2 Aug 2015
        Replying to @lubrense64

        @lubrense64 @KC_Springer @TheOnion People can propose whatever they want. The test is whether it passes. That didn't.http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Politics-And-Diplomacy/Knesset-votes-down-Zoabi-bill-409849 …

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Lahav Harkov‏Verified account @LahavHarkov 3 Aug 2015
        Replying to @LahavHarkov

        @lubrense64 @KC_Springer It actually lacked 82 votes

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Denis‏ @lubrense64 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @LahavHarkov

        @LahavHarkov @KC_Springer sorry I was using the article you posted for my understanding. Not sure I do understand your point though

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Lahav Harkov‏Verified account @LahavHarkov 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @lubrense64

        @lubrense64 There are 120 MKs

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