@TheOnion this is such a despairing truth
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@TheOnion@pameladruck The next thing i have to do : find that thing i am the most passionate about. get up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#meira Ooh, i don't think your mother would like that.pic.twitter.com/IHV5LAmJ5x
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@TheOnion@NickTimiraos Half hearted effort better than no effort at all?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @cargoweasel Ouch. Too close to the truth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank you for this

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@TheOnion@KuperSimon brilliant!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @rickatheros a full 10%...wow talk about underachieving... lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ow, my ennui.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "All that matters is that once you know what you want to do, you dive in a full 10 percent." http://onion.com/1MXzvlQ " cc:@r1nt4 -
@amm3rsee 10 percent playing guitar and stargazing
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@TheOnion especially if it only pays 10% of your living expensesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion read 'em and weep :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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