TIP: Generally avoid reinventing those products you previously promised to render obsolete http://onion.com/1JB9fyK pic.twitter.com/PGklKrHNdg
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TIP: Generally avoid reinventing those products you previously promised to render obsolete http://onion.com/1JB9fyK pic.twitter.com/PGklKrHNdg
@TheOnion Bought an old Swatch on E Bay and from more than a few feet away people couldn't tell the difference.
@TheOnion "Make up new product that everyone needs based off outdated customs. Introducing the iPager."
@TheOnion "don't release pointless gadgets in saturated market of pointless gadgets"
“@TheOnion: How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop http://onion.com/1MywhHm pic.twitter.com/x2jOLGNaXR”<----Point #3 is spot on.
@TheOnion They will put Mickey Mouse on it pointing at the numbers.
@TheOnion
@lesliefisher .... check this out! Ha!
@TheOnion I'm confused. Other than maybe the sales number news, what part of this is fake?!
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