#mylife “@TheOnion: Man Races Against Time To Take Out Trash Bag With Widening Puncture http://onion.com/1Jz7zpq pic.twitter.com/nsTyXxIcoA”
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#mylife “@TheOnion: Man Races Against Time To Take Out Trash Bag With Widening Puncture http://onion.com/1Jz7zpq pic.twitter.com/nsTyXxIcoA”
@TheOnion why is he wearing a Galatasaray jersey though
@TheOnion that is a race he can't win. lol
@TheOnion please never ever stop tweeting guys. Thanks
@TheOnion I love you Onion. You're so light and fluffy
@TheOnion ~Damn, not fast enough! Now it leaked the whole way across the kitchen & I gotta clean that sh¤t up now too...& the games on!
@TheOnion it's funny because it's true!!!
@TheOnion thought this was a reference to the Meek diss...my bad
carry on...
@TheOnion Coming soon to theaters
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