.@TheOnion it finally happened. even the onion can't come up with anything more awful than reality, so they're reporting real news now
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@TheOnion I can see that aspect of it, but them reporting a story straight (minus some hyperbole) is much harsher satire.
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@TheOnion That the Onion has given up being funny here says just how bad this sh*t is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion has officially stopped taking your bullshit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What else could happen when you arm idiots to the teeth?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @LeahMWood -
@erintergalactic it's terrible. No threat, no assault. Victim fully cooperative within his rights, murdered. This footage destroyed me -
@erintergalactic and he just pleaded not guilty
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Other the obvious: his indictment, what were the jurisdictional rules what laws was this glorified Paul Blart sworn to uphold?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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