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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jul 2015

    Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict http://onion.com/1DSLbRB pic.twitter.com/t4lXyfNucs

    10:54 AM - 30 Jul 2015
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      2. Human Rights News‏ @HumanRights2K 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Problem 2: Israel HAS THE POWER to eliminate Palestinians. Israel has NEVER tried to. Palestinians DO want to erase Jews/Israel

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      3. Graham Purnell‏ @gwpurnell 30 Jul 2015
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        .@HumanRights2K @TheOnion And this year's award for Zionist Astroturfer of The Year goes to...

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      1. Human Rights News‏ @HumanRights2K 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Problem 4: Arab states that have nothing to do with Israel are DISASTERS. Due to jihadists. Like Hamas, who Palestinians elected.

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      1. Human Rights News‏ @HumanRights2K 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Problem 3: Israel is 1% of the Middle East. The ENTIRE COLLECTIVE ARAB WORLD has been attacking Jews/Israel. Not just Palestinians

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      1. Human Rights News‏ @HumanRights2K 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Problem 1: Israel has 1.7 million Arab citizens. They are safe. But the Arab side is trying to ERASE Jewish life in ALL Arab areas

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      1. Meira McMahon‏ @The_Matriarch 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion #meira Which one has God on his side?pic.twitter.com/5gEMKB2xVN

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Read: The Lemon Tree by Sandy Tolan, it describes how David Ben Gurion ordered forced eviction of Palestinians when Israel began.

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      2. LaMinang‏ @LaMinang 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Wonder if the same conflict would arose if land was cleared & people uprooted in Germany to establish Israel.. or anywhere else..?

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      3. Human Rights News‏ @HumanRights2K 30 Jul 2015
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        @LaMinang @TheOnion Arab/Muslim states did that across the vast majority of the entire Middle East

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      1. Mads L Hansen‏ @Madsbtt 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I think u missed 2 very good point to who is winning. How many Israels died the last year ?pic.twitter.com/W46ENWxRu0

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