@TheOnion A Cock Ring!
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@TheOnion@PhelpsGwyn you see what these evil things are doing? -
@turtletunes2015@TheOnion They are just trying to be loved, maybe by the wrong species, but still!!!
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@TheOnion@PoundtownPolice it was just a matter of time. Spend your life with someone's hand up your ass and this is what happens. -
@cartmansrebels@TheOnion valid point - End of conversation
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@TheOnion is there a finance angle to this story?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Was the Swedish Chef involved in a cover-up?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my very blonde GF of my father used to quote the Onion as though it was the New York Times. No one explained it to her.
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@TheOnion He always a Weirdo, that one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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