@TheOnion "What more majestic end for the king of beasts than being mounted on a Dentist's wall." Dick Schmegma, Button fastener
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@DavidGogoBlues@TheOnion the only reason he "regrets" it is that it has become public.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hopefully they've doubled the guard on Bao BaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's horrible. He should face charges. And in Africa, they should put Ceicil's cub in a safety reserve to preserve his bloodline.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: American Regrets Role In Killing Famous Lion http://onion.com/1I2rZES#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/8T5oMEBblM 2 late jail 4 him!!!
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@TheOnion and the illegal Bear in Wisconsin and fishing without a license and the sexual assault.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did you cry when they shot Simbas dad? What, wrong movie OK.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What business did that lion have living and working in view of a dues paying thrill killer? Alexander Miles, Lion Work NoticerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lions, chickens, cows, unborn babies... I lost track of the difference.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wouldn't cry like Kimmel did whaaaaaa come on manThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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