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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2015

    Matt Damon Loses $500 To Guy Who Promised Professional-Looking Headshots http://onion.com/1OP0u41 pic.twitter.com/tA7isBe2s0

    11:40 AM - 29 Jul 2015
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    • Kat #DPNfamily Nicholas Werner Melissa Delzio JASON ZUMWALT Michael Fiore Sander Cohen Matt Pittman Bill Kalpakoglou au$t
    21 replies 351 retweets 801 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just one of the “piece of crap” headshots Damon says he can’t believe he paid for: http://onion.com/1I2mbve pic.twitter.com/LO8zuL0l9E

        16 replies 202 retweets 634 likes
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      1. Tilda‏ @TildaSuu 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: #MattDamon Loses $500 to Guy Who Promised Professional-Headshots Should have gone to @inckaa

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      1. Cool Shirt‏ @AnDrew_Barymore 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @RJhino MATT DAMMON

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      1. Avard MacGregor‏ @comicgeniustoo 30 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @airbrushfumes Priceless! It's so great to see a superstar with a sense of humour.

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      1. Dance Dad‏ @hiphopdancedad 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @CBCStephenQuinn Um... this is a joke article, right? Like CBC's This is That? Why would Damon go to a non-professional. He has $

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      1. Michael Kung‏ @therightmichael 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @rmacaisa

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      1. Edward Loh‏Verified account @EdLoh 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @tloh needs to respond.

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      1. caitlynne‏ @caitymedrek 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion THIS IS AMAZING.

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      1. E.S.G.JR. Consulting‏ @ESGJRConsulting 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Did he go Jason Bourne on his Buttocks??pic.twitter.com/fZLvst4DH5

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      1. PORN: THE GAME! ®‏ @PornTheGame 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion MATT. DAMON. #teamamerica

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      2. Cris Coleman‏ @CrisColeman1 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @TheJeffReport Yeah, so? I've lost more than tht on bad auto mechanics & I don't have his kind of money 4 it to seem unnoticeable.

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      3. Jeff Herr‏ @TheJeffReport 29 Jul 2015
        Replying to @CrisColeman1

        @CrisColeman1 @TheOnion can't tell if you're joking or not but this article definitely was.

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      4. Cris Coleman‏ @CrisColeman1 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheJeffReport @TheOnion :)

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      1. matt carson  🆗‏ @mattrcarson 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @jakeandamir Well Amir looks like you weren't the only one who lost $500

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      1. Francis Annabelle‏ @hillbillygramma 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Sorry to interrupt...but our world is "on fire".

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      1. Untitled1‏ @skypla1234 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion wow, he must be pretty gullible or pretty rich to do that

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      1. FrankieHollywood‏ @fhollywoodhats 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion lol

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