Here are The Onion’s tips for traveling with kids: http://onion.com/1SgGDAr pic.twitter.com/ESExzcQ1c2
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@amandaohly “@TheOnion: TIP: Keep track of your children in large crowds by dyeing them bright colors http://onion.com/1SgI6Xi ”
@TheOnion try a florescent green cyf applied leg cast.
@TheOnion Amateurs, sub-dermal tracking chip is the way to go. Dye's wear out.
@TheOnion I don't understand this thing they call marital rape. Explanation please
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