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@TheOnion@Mike_Prichard Hey! My parents are from Laurens!!!!#TrueStoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe you should start taking submissions, ya know, from capable editors.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there isn't a Pizza Hut, but there is a pizza ranch. That's about it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it okay if I get them a gas card as a gift?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~So bring Ur own toys 2 help keep Urselves occupodo!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh man, a wedding in Iowa? Sign me up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think Adam and Rachel just need to chill the fuck outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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