@TheOnion They tucked it in a highway funding bill, those sneaky freedom lovers!
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@TheOnion @MissSelfDefense what a group of pathetic losers. Retire!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion when looking at this picture, does anybody else hear the 3 Stooges music?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a cryer,sigher and liar!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what's with the neon tie look? Is it to see each other better under those rocks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mitch McConnel makes PETA want to punch turtles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They all suck!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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