@TheOnion we are also being slowly killed by oxygen o~o
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@Lynavi@TheOnion My new gf gets me through my day now.
pic.twitter.com/xFAN8suUFR
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@TheOnion @WilliamStPaul Is the onion tweeting about FirstThings? I know of no other true "juggernaut".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion people are poisoning themselves with every breathThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's deepThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what?? there is no way there must be some sort of black magic making this happen...i blame the jesus!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~How sad...think I'll open me a can of sardines in effigy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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