Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife http://onion.com/1Kuv8hH pic.twitter.com/VbmkrRcoS8
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@TheOnion Genuinely in tears here. I haven't lost it this thoroughly since the Toilet Attendant one.
@TheOnion @itsjacoblee idk but this reminded me of you?
@TheOnion HALLELUJAH!
@TheOnion @ChadKoch_
@TheOnion Yeah, aside from maybe the language used, I really doubt many Lutherans would disagree all that much.
@TheOnion you must be proud of that!
@TheOnion LMAO!!!!!
@TheOnion hahaha wow @RealAlexJones
Alex see what good ol @JoelOsteen has to say about this? Pass the offering plates around? Lol
@TheOnion cc @LittleMsApathy
@TheOnion 'worshiping' ?
@TheOnion I'M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER
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