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@TheOnion@MetroPone Oh look free vampire food.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Red Cross Installs Blood Drop-Off Bins For Donors’ Convenience http://onion.com/1Kuxo8y pic.twitter.com/diwS4bPhON”@OzarksBlood
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@TheOnion: Red Cross Installs Blood Drop-Off Bins For Donors’ Convenience http://onion.com/1Kuxo8y pic.twitter.com/oWfYAl89X3” Flipping awesome.
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@TheOnion The Redbox people aren't gonna like this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 'llo m&Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion inb4 "Raided by Vampires'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Weird, a bag of blood, who's is it? & HOW did he get it out??? Looks like the police better search his freezer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't count the number of times I requested a mailbox-like receptacle for all of this blood.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They Already had a Aids Contamination where people were hurt! Reason Red C. Saved 50cents Less a test by a Low Cost Lab?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously. Bleed directly in the container and they will sort it out latter. Hopefully this is not true. CRAZY.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I wish they could come up with a way to utilize all this blood I'm wasting each month

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@TheOnion I hope Dracula doesn't find out about these. lol This is too funny. How do you donate? Is there a do it yourself home kit?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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