@TheOnion Stephen King's Carrie is thrilled by the news
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@TheOnion Its when you rub it on your weiner that people get "uncomfortable"... I'm told.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it works for this communist thug!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So *that's* what I've been doing wrong. Human souls just weren't cutting it.#gingerproblemsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Free bleeders have been doing this for years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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