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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2015

    Top Story: Ticketed Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed http://onion.com/1LMi9JY pic.twitter.com/uB245nVu5x

    3:00 PM - 26 Jul 2015
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      1. Itm Geoghegan‏ @timogeo 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yeah can't tell the difference between real now. http://gothamist.com/2015/03/31/courtesy_professionalism_stfu.php … / http://temporaryorbit.tumblr.com/post/124973779594/this-is-a-sign-america …pic.twitter.com/xJe73n9p7t

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      1. Christopher Short‏ @Bluegrass_Esq 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion When did you start doing documentaries?

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      2. Tyrone‏ @Tyronedaking 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Making out law enforcers look like bad people is awesome, you should more often bash people trying to do their jobs

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      3. Steve Perez‏ @stevepereziam 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Tyronedaking

        @Tyronedaking @TheOnion In this case, many cops have done the work for the Onion, crack open a newspaper sometime!

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      4. Tyrone‏ @Tyronedaking 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @stevepereziam

        @stevepereziam @TheOnion These cops are people doing their jobs to keep our streets safe, and that means using force sometimes

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      5. Steve Perez‏ @stevepereziam 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Tyronedaking

        @Tyronedaking @TheOnion awww thank you! I didn't know what police officers were, but now that you've explained it all makes sense!

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      6. Tyrone‏ @Tyronedaking 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @stevepereziam

        @stevepereziam @TheOnion maybe now that you know what they are, you can show them some respect

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      7. Steve Perez‏ @stevepereziam 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Tyronedaking

        @Tyronedaking @TheOnion thankfully, now that we all have cells & the net, & now that they have 2 have body cams things will change.

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      8. Tyrone‏ @Tyronedaking 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @stevepereziam

        @stevepereziam @TheOnion HOW WILL THINGS CHANGE? POLICE WONT USE FORCE AGAINST CRIMINALS?

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      9. Steve Perez‏ @stevepereziam 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Tyronedaking

        @Tyronedaking @TheOnion that's child level simplistic ultimatum logic.

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      1. Shon Jermon‏ @shontalwilliams 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion many people don't know that many states consider a traffic stop a legal arrest. U r in custody when pulled over.

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      1. Nobody Public‏ @mrstyles71 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @CassandraRules too soon...

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      1. Dr Buddy Lee Murda (Official)‏ @DrBuddyLeeMurda 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion we need to get rid of the police. All dis crime would stop without dem. they always so mean when dey catch me breaking laws

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      1. 737 almost every day‏ @ShoutingStreet 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion That's a little on the nose.

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      1. cregs‏ @CregoDc 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion That officer should be ashamed exposing his wrist like that. His fly might as well be open. I'm outraged

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