@TheOnion Mainstream news beat you to it: "Church donates $5 million in Bibles to drought-ravaged southern Africa"
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@TheOnion twisted humor. Wonder how long they stared.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And Tree Hut would like to donate 10,000,000 trees.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why would u be laughingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they're half way there..mThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion clean water would have been betterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BorderCrossing1@TheOnion a week but tuf wen h2• a rare commodity 4many ;)
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@TheOnion Great gesture. God bless uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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