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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jul 2015

    This Week’s Top Story: http://onion.com/1IxWO7P pic.twitter.com/5Osjghq6JS

    10:15 AM - 26 Jul 2015
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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I've tuned out stupid; will tune in to watch your epic fail.

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      1. Emil Karlsson‏ @emilskeptic 26 Jul 2015
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        .@TheOnion #DonaldTrump is scientifically illiterate http://debunkingdenialism.com/2014/04/02/is-donald-trump-scientifically-illiterate/ … #science #vaccine #autism

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      1. Deborah‏ @YetAnotherAtom 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion James Brown needs to clock this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XyHVTSbVxo …

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      2. Deborah‏ @YetAnotherAtom 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yet again, just seems like a lonely man who needs attention. Money apparently does not talk.

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      3. Deborah‏ @YetAnotherAtom 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump Respectfully, do something 4 Earth 2day. Click 2 save rain forest. Cost U nothing. http://therainforestsite.greatergood.com/clickToGive/trs/home … 🌲🌳🌴💚 :)

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      1. Sharon Jaffe-Johnson‏ @jaffe_johnson 29 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @AnneEliseGoetz No, I do not. Too early.

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      1. JalapenoPoplar‏ @BossHarmonGlaus 27 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Wow... I feel like my soul has been peered into... know I'm part of the problem, but I just CAN'T look away.

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      1. tinkerbell‏ @inawatiwirjadi 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @ErrolCNN @RealDonaldTrump Mr Trump's able to reach his goals, he's got strong character&faith in everything he does! Do ur best:)

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      1. So So‏ @seanathonhiccup 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @courtneybody another takehttp://combatblog.net/?p=7874 

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      1. A Canadian View From Above‏ @majicmahon 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @therealdonaltrump I liken it to Nascar fans...lets face it, theyr there to C a major pileup.oincidence...same people?

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      1. Murles Brazen‏ @MurlesBrazen 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion You can't stump the Trump!

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      1. MAC‏ @macandjc 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Yes and planning on all the way home-White House...

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      1. #ruthlessattimes‏ @ruthfw13 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Not really. Not anymore.

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      1. JFKBFD‏ @JFKBFD 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Fake Headline still funny

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      1. ignotrumpus‏ @Bogarter 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Thank you for the graphic image of a dead duck to lead your article!

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      1. Cornbread‏ @JerOHMee 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion It's funny cause it's true. #Trumpmentum @JohnRiversToo

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I think it's time for the punchline.

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      1. David Heintz‏ @areckoning 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Here Lemmings. Here Lemmings. Right this way. Lovely view. Nice breeze on the way down.

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      1. Graham Cameron‏ @GCSB_spy 26 Jul 2015
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        Lord forgive me, it's true @TheOnion: This Week’s Top Story: http://onion.com/1IxWO7P pic.twitter.com/Wl3UltAbFC

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