@TheOnion I've tuned out stupid; will tune in to watch your epic fail.
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@TheOnion James Brown needs to clock this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XyHVTSbVxo …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yet again, just seems like a lonely man who needs attention. Money apparently does not talk. -
@TheOnion@realDonaldTrump Respectfully, do something 4 Earth 2day. Click 2 save rain forest. Cost U nothing. http://therainforestsite.greatergood.com/clickToGive/trs/home …


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@TheOnion@AnneEliseGoetz No, I do not. Too early.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow... I feel like my soul has been peered into... know I'm part of the problem, but I just CAN'T look away.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ErrolCNN@RealDonaldTrump Mr Trump's able to reach his goals, he's got strong character&faith in everything he does! Do ur best:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @therealdonaltrump I liken it to Nascar fans...lets face it, theyr there to C a major pileup.oincidence...same people?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You can't stump the Trump!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes and planning on all the way home-White House...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not really. Not anymore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fake Headline still funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank you for the graphic image of a dead duck to lead your article!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's funny cause it's true.#Trumpmentum@JohnRiversTooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think it's time for the punchline.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Here Lemmings. Here Lemmings. Right this way. Lovely view. Nice breeze on the way down.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lord forgive me, it's true
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