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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2015

    New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic http://onion.com/1Osq51Y pic.twitter.com/MvEnsuxTsM

    10:45 AM - 25 Jul 2015
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      1. George Morris‏ @GeorgeMo 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, seems pretty plausible @TheOnion

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      2. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It also requires them to leave their morals and humanity in the employee locker before entering

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      3. Mark Green‏ @votemarkgreen 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @12voltman60

        @12voltman60 @TheOnion that would be your morals not theirs.

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      4. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @votemarkgreen

        @votemarkgreen @TheOnion Hehehe,,, yeah I forgot. The people at those abortion mills have no morals or humanity to check

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      5. Mark Green‏ @votemarkgreen 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @12voltman60

        @12voltman60 @TheOnion well the bible says let he who is without sin cast the first stone, so I put the rocks down.

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      6. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @votemarkgreen

        @votemarkgreen @TheOnion Lol..Thanks, ,, those things hurt ;)

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      7. Mark Green‏ @votemarkgreen 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @12voltman60

        @12voltman60 @TheOnion while I disagree with the choices of others I don't desire to live in a theocracy either.

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      8. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 25 Jul 2015
        Replying to @votemarkgreen

        @votemarkgreen @TheOnion That's exactly why this nation's founders set up the Constitution the way they did

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      1. Jack Worner  ♀️‏ @TitusInvictus 25 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion So it is now officially Attack On Fetus? Not Attack On Titan?

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      1. royale w/ cheese‏ @Yontifex 25 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion holy shit @discohaylie

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      2. Tina T‏ @Tillmantinman 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BoTruBlu There is something not right about this post!! Although I see the symbolism in it all the same!

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      3. Bobbie  💫#Blue‏ @ObamasHope 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Tillmantinman

        @Tillmantinman @TheOnion Humor indicating GOPs unrealistic legislation. Satire Black Humor (nothing to do with race) I hope you are well.

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      4. Tina T‏ @Tillmantinman 27 Jul 2015
        Replying to @ObamasHope

        @BoTruBlu @TheOnion that's kind nada what I figured Lol it was funny tho hence the funny face! 😊

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      1. Zach Burns‏ @zb_burns 25 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion they also must leave their soul in their Lamborghini in the parking lot.

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      1. Shirley C‏ @ghhshirley 25 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Excellent satire piece on state TRAP laws which make providing & accessing abortion care more difficult. At times insurmountable.

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      1. Bibi Naz‏ @Bibiocrates 28 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion funny.

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      1. Heather Gordon‏ @hgwarnock 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion This has got to be a joke, right?! WTF does scaling an 18' wall have ANYTHING to do with the capability of a Dr.?!?!😱

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      1. east14 th.st‏ @oaktownt1 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion sometimes the choice may not be as easy as some may think!

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      1. east14 th.st‏ @oaktownt1 26 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion well it is in the south....

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