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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2015

    Red Cross Installs Blood Drop-Off Bins For Donors’ Convenience http://onion.com/1IjbuS1 pic.twitter.com/BophnJpd5v

    11:40 AM - 24 Jul 2015
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      2. Angela Pham‏ @ang3lapham 24 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @rebecavolosen wow this is like a dream come true for a vampire like you huh??

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      3. Rebeca Sarah Voloșen‏ @rebecavolosen 24 Jul 2015
        Replying to @ang3lapham

        @ang3lapham @TheOnion Yes! I can grab a snack anywhere I want now without the hassle of having to murder someone! 😊😍💉🍷

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. scott s‏ @TheScottShow1 24 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion finally i can avoid the line and skip those intrusive questions #taketheblood

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      1. Jen Allison‏ @joeandjenn3 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion . Lol. I don't know why but for one second I thought the blood drop off bin was real.

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      1. C W‏ @Your_Grace_ 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Finally I can fill up a bag of blood and drop it off myself without the inconvenience of going and waiting for blood donation

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      1. APG Avionics‏ @APGAvionicsFL 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Right next to the orange juice and cookie vending machines.

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      1. mzshell70h‏ @mzshell709996 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion , that's creepy!

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      1. Steven Bethell‏ @StevenBethell 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion somebody has a bin in my neighborhood for collecting used sex toys!

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      1. Marcy Madzikanda‏ @MarcyMadzikanda 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion this can't be true 🙌

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      1. Justin Cupler‏ @thecarjunkie 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Thanks for making me randomly LOL while scanning my twitter feed for news. Everyone at work now things I am nuts :).

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      1. Chuck Mo‏ @TheChuckMo 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Anything for quick pickups?

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      1. Tyesha Denise Wilson‏ @DeniseTye1 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion What the hell?

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      1. Eurydice Bound‏ @OrpheusBound 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion For the businessmen

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      1. Sam Enos‏ @_SamEnos 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @hassanisms Did you have anything to do with this? I feel like you had something to do with this. This?

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      1. Bone Daddy‏ @0neWhale 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion finally

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      1. catherine the 1st‏ @catifordnicci 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Nope, I dont want blood from there.

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