@TheOnion @rebecavolosen wow this is like a dream come true for a vampire like you huh??
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@ang3lapham@TheOnion Yes! I can grab a snack anywhere I want now without the hassle of having to murder someone!


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@TheOnion finally i can avoid the line and skip those intrusive questions#takethebloodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion . Lol. I don't know why but for one second I thought the blood drop off bin was real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally I can fill up a bag of blood and drop it off myself without the inconvenience of going and waiting for blood donationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Right next to the orange juice and cookie vending machines.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion , that's creepy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion somebody has a bin in my neighborhood for collecting used sex toys!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this can't be true
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@TheOnion Thanks for making me randomly LOL while scanning my twitter feed for news. Everyone at work now things I am nuts :).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Anything for quick pickups?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What the hell?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For the businessmenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@hassanisms Did you have anything to do with this? I feel like you had something to do with this. This?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nope, I dont want blood from there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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