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@TheOnion Wish this was less realistic.#JusticeForSandraBlandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CowboyPharmer@TheOnion MOST? Somebody lives their entire life on the Internet...
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@TheOnion Cops, don't call us we'll call you. Had enough of your protecting and serving. Too much authority for former high school bulliesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. Such a missed opportunity. This is like#AllLivesMatter, basically.#SandraBland#SayHerName@slifty@baratundeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion note to self, ask son if he has been pulled over lately, and if the officer acted like he was having a bad day?@JmsMrtnWllmsnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Multi-layered,versatile & juicy just like it`s namesake.The Onion just keeps on giving & rarely posts anything i don`t re-tweet :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow so patheticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion phew, that's good oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because I'm having Blue Bell I've Cream withdrawals!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sadly well done.I'm imagining editor pondering including 1st Q:Pardon sir,but are you aware that you were being black back there?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is so hilariously true and sad and on point!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A new SNL skit: WE WANT TO LIGHT YOU UP!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Best line"You seem irritated"...no SH^& Sherlock.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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