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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jul 2015

    "If you have any questions about this ticket, I’d be happy to wildly overreact." http://onion.com/1KpcOta pic.twitter.com/Sc715VhEal

    8:21 AM - 24 Jul 2015
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      1. The Wild Ghillie Man‏ @WildGhillieMan 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/Mw4Cx59ABw

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      1. CAL FIRE NEWS‏ @CalFireNews 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Scary how true satire has become.... #BadCops #USPolice

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      1. Feel the Bern!‏ @FeelTheBern155 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Wish this was less realistic. #JusticeForSandraBland

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      2. CowboyPharmer‏ @CowboyPharmer 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Humorous but true. This is why people don't trust cops. Most are out of control and abuse their power. #Truth

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      3. Michael Rivera‏ @Based_Maestro 24 Jul 2015
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        @CowboyPharmer @TheOnion MOST? Somebody lives their entire life on the Internet...

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      1. zonkey‏ @LeeLpatterson 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Cops, don't call us we'll call you. Had enough of your protecting and serving. Too much authority for former high school bullies

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      1. Slash-a Costanza-Chock‏ @schock 24 Jul 2015
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        smh @TheOnion. Such a missed opportunity. This is like #AllLivesMatter, basically. #SandraBland #SayHerName @slifty @baratunde

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      1. Joyce Williamson‏ @momisaverb 25 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion note to self, ask son if he has been pulled over lately, and if the officer acted like he was having a bad day? @JmsMrtnWllmsn

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      1. David Morgan‏ @icanbeblankuser 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Multi-layered,versatile & juicy just like it`s namesake.The Onion just keeps on giving & rarely posts anything i don`t re-tweet :)

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      1. Rob‏ @beuka23 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion wow so pathetic

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      1. Best  👻In  💀The  🎃West  🌹‏ @Mob1us0ne 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion phew, that's good one

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      1. The PolitiCat‏ @AtPolitiCat 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Because I'm having Blue Bell I've Cream withdrawals!

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      1. HartbrakебляMcCarthy‏ @BumpItMcCarthy 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Sadly well done.I'm imagining editor pondering including 1st Q:Pardon sir,but are you aware that you were being black back there?

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      1. Dr.T‏ @Halrloprillalar 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion this is so hilariously true and sad and on point!

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      1. Beth P.‏ @stuckinoregon 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion A new SNL skit: WE WANT TO LIGHT YOU UP!

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      1. Joseph T‏ @DrTerribleDFALT 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. DWalther‏ @oligohome 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Best line"You seem irritated"...no SH^& Sherlock.

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