@TheOnion @morganastra I thought the onion was fake news, not current events.
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@TheOnion Studies show......93.5% of police officers are power tripping dicks. But 6.5% of them are actually really great guys. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@sykotikkytten Don't stop badgering the cops until they offer a complimentary cavity search!pic.twitter.com/uR5qZ9vH76
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@TheOnion@ericnormand the truth is stranger than fiction. No satire story could top what truly goes on in this country. -
@Queen_Maatkare@TheOnion the only thing that's not true is the "sir".
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@TheOnion@evildorina They seem to pull over for little or no reason, then provoke response to escalate to increase or fabricate chargesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why yes occifer, I do! You are high on illegal steroids. Cc:
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@TheOnion This is about right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ok, this is a little whacked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Bill_Owen@TheOnion@CallOut4 Whatever it takes to wake people up -
@kelownascott@TheOnion@CallOut4 Good for them, my tweet was not a criticism. :)
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