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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jul 2015

    "Just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile." http://onion.com/1fpFF2T pic.twitter.com/QeyChB80Zn

    12:52 PM - 23 Jul 2015
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    28 replies 1,391 retweets 1,175 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Eric Normand‏ @ericnormand 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @morganastra I thought the onion was fake news, not current events.

        1 reply 6 retweets 19 likes
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      2. FreeRangeSports‏ @FreeRangeSports 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Studies show......93.5% of police officers are power tripping dicks. But 6.5% of them are actually really great guys.

        2 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Fox von Fluffenstein‏ @OMGWTFox 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @sykotikkytten Don't stop badgering the cops until they offer a complimentary cavity search!pic.twitter.com/uR5qZ9vH76

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      2. Queen Maatkare‏ @Queen_Maatkare 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ericnormand the truth is stranger than fiction. No satire story could top what truly goes on in this country.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Eric Normand‏ @ericnormand 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Queen_Maatkare

        @Queen_Maatkare @TheOnion the only thing that's not true is the "sir".

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. J 🎃sh, music man  👻‏ @joshuabaerwald 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CMorzinski @ThomasBagin

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      1. I'm Not Your Manic Pixie Assassin‏ @rewir8rh83 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @evildorina They seem to pull over for little or no reason, then provoke response to escalate to increase or fabricate charges

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      1. Razer Ray‏ @AuntieImperial 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why yes occifer, I do! You are high on illegal steroids. Cc: @TheOnion (Bail $$ please!)

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      1. The Angriest PhD‏ @PissedPhD 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is about right.

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      1. Crave Investor‏ @ThorntonTrading 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ok, this is a little whacked.

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      1. William Owen‏ @Bill_Owen 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @jasons6

        @jasons6 @TheOnion My god you're a stupid jingo. I'll wait while you look up jingo.

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      2. William Owen‏ @Bill_Owen 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CallOut4 I thought you guys did satire. This is NOT satire. I think you know that though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Scott D AKA CaptainCanuk‏ @kelownascott 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Bill_Owen

        @Bill_Owen @TheOnion @CallOut4 Whatever it takes to wake people up

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      4. William Owen‏ @Bill_Owen 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @kelownascott

        @kelownascott @TheOnion @CallOut4 Good for them, my tweet was not a criticism. :)

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      1. Pietro  🇺🇸 🇮🇹‏ @Pietro5266 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @CallOut4 Pretty dark for the Onion. Sign of the times.

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