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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jul 2015

    Ticketed Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed http://onion.com/1RV2HjR pic.twitter.com/pamerNvkO9

    12:15 PM - 23 Jul 2015
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      1. dillonm‏ @dillonm 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @milo_phd best part: "... the okay to rock and roll ..."

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      1. Michael Britton‏ @mbritton444 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion hmmm. normally you guys hit the "funny cuz its true" mark, but this one is just "too true"

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      2. JC Reilly 🌶‏ @Aishatonu 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @FelixFardo This isn't even funny. It's just painful at this point.

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      3. Jaw ’n’ Horror Key‏ @FelixFardo 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Aishatonu

        @Aishatonu @TheOnion no, not a bit funny. just very trenchant, justifiably angry topical critique, i think.

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      4. Jaw ’n’ Horror Key‏ @FelixFardo 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @FelixFardo

        Jaw ’n’ Horror Key Retweeted The Onion

        @Aishatonu @TheOnion wow, this one even more incisive:https://twitter.com/theonion/status/624306122048929792 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        "Just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile." http://onion.com/1fpFF2T  pic.twitter.com/QeyChB80Zn
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      5. JC Reilly 🌶‏ @Aishatonu 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @FelixFardo

        @FelixFardo @TheOnion Yes, I saw that one too, and honestly it almost makes me want to cry...or vomit. Not sure.

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      6. Jaw ’n’ Horror Key‏ @FelixFardo 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @Aishatonu

        @Aishatonu for sure. just awful & terrifying. all the more so coming in the wake of SO many other similarly horrific instances this year.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. John Stewart‏ @Jstewart57John 23 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Careful or he'll "light you up." Gives new meeting to "smoke 'em if you've got 'em."

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      1. D‏ @DMuddification 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion and somebody better trained in video editing of course...

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      1. Justin Darwin‏ @Lite_Nin 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion mu life every day!

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      1. ralph corbett‏ @ralphcorbett 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Messing with the post http://word-shadows.com  http://ralphcorbett.com/word-shadows.html … #wordle #boxshadow #textography #artpic.twitter.com/CyrYouI3kW

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      1. John Stewart‏ @Jstewart57John 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up! ("Ghostbusters")

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      1. Michael DeWitt‏ @CoolCat0001 23 Jul 2015
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        .@TheOnion Cop demands a man wet himself to show respect, than arrests him for holding it in defiance.

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion He'd make an excellent flight attendant!

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      1. Jack Shyte‏ @JackShiite 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Bed wetting cops like Hayden really need a daily psyche test

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      1. Alahyo Amira‏ @alahyo 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The Onion is always on it! #sadbuttrue

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      1. Goalie Bronson‏ @RayLewisTDdance 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbebjUYItKw …

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      1. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 23 Jul 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed http://onion.com/1RV2HjR  pic.twitter.com/mO4AfpGzDo” This is it in anutshell

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