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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jul 2015

    "I’m going to keep riding this fascination you have with me as far as you’ll take me." http://onion.com/1KlEVXp pic.twitter.com/gHaPlOrOAB

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      1. KRS‏ @Eliah_R 22 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion call it morbid curiosity

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      1. Lannakin Catwalker‏ @LannVouivre 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion THIS IS EXCESSIVELY ACCURATE, STOP TORMENTING ME LIKE THIS

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      1. dan camp‏ @tory7007 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion he's the "watch this, hold my beer" "BUBBA" of american politics

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      2. Eugene‏ @themindofeugene 22 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spot on @TheOnion @LeoTraub @Aj_rog

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      3. Leo Traub‏ @LeoTraub 22 Jul 2015
        Replying to @themindofeugene

        @efroimchuk @TheOnion @Aj_rog I'm starting to lose sight of the line between truth and satire

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      1. wayne godfrey‏ @wgodfrey93 28 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion What happened to George and Abraham politics

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      1. Bryan Gilliland‏ @GillilandBryan 27 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @daingoudarzi

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      1. B. Justice‏ @zefirotorna 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @corvetteBeth Trump writes for The Onion. His parodies are the best, especially in his Twitter account. 😈

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      1. PMD‏ @Brooke_Marie_2 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Actually, no

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      1. Sal Romano‏ @SalromanoSal 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion you're the best go for the hundred percent roll with you. Dr. Carson would be a perfect vice president for you

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      1. Kurt James‏ @InXtraordinaire 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Check his Fetty Wap x Lil Durk x Chief Keef Type Beat! https://youtu.be/7-_fxBACiXA  #ILLSound

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion What kind of vegetation would they use for his combover when he has his faced carved into Mount Rushmore? I mean Mt. Trumpmore?

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      1. Donald Hamilton‏ @TatankaIyotanka 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Not me. I think he's a disgrace.

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      1. Ohnaija.com‏ @Ohnaija_g 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion yes we do #DonaldTrump

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      1. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion respect the power of the hair.

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      1. Mrs Marty Nickerson‏ @bluesmaam64 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion 😴

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      1. Space Ghost Force Gene‏ @RacerX393 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion There is a particular Hell reserved for him and all who follow.

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      1. Are you ready for the soon return of Jesus Christ?‏ @A_Eugene_Hurd 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Go all the way!pic.twitter.com/LNpISTa4iP

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      1. Maria Carmela‏ @RedRoof65 22 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Heads up, the ride is going to take you all the way to the...curb.

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