@TheOnion that's local to my phone number, but no longer the least bit local to me. #justsaying
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@TheOnion Thank you for the inspiration. I can start my day now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Disappointing. I would have thought Donald Trump.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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