@TheOnion They look like tiny dildos
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@TheOnion But no one is really "innocent" these days, so it's really a twofer and double points.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The first time I haven't laughed, or at least smiled at an Onion article.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion your propaganda and lies are staggering! But than again no1 sees your BS, unless looking 4 entertainment#DeathByDemocratThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Boooooooooo. *Throws produce*#MakeASaladThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i dont need those to hit a innocent bystanderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JoshuaB99 the box even says "bystander"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Winchester Unveils New 9MM Stray Bullet Guaranteed To Hit Innocent Bystanders http://onion.com/1Ol5WLh pic.twitter.com/ZKFp2BvC0B”
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@TheOnion GM introduces Buick guaranteed to be turned left into an oncoming motorcycle by a blue hair. Film at 11.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'll take 20.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion very sad satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow I'm ashamed that I actually laughed...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gonna get me some of thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it intentional that it looks a lot like a phallus?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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