"None of you—not a single one of you—can look away. Not even for a second." http://onion.com/1IiuJkQ pic.twitter.com/cOeR7JzhAA
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@TheOnion Trump is an inspiration because it shows how far a baby deprived of oxygen at birth can really go
@TheOnion @travisformayor can you imagine how awesome these Trump ads will be?
@MadBitcoins @TheOnion I... I also want that shirt now
@TheOnion @badwolf303 not sure if real or if fake onion quote which is terrifying
@badwolf303 @TheOnion YA that's what i meant sorry hahaha
@TheOnion I'm gonna puke
@TheOnion If Donald Trump is so wealthy- nstead of throwing dirt at others maybe he should pay back the money he wrote off filing bankruptcy
@TheOnion Trump/Palin ticket!
@TheOnion @WillMcAvoyACN ads? what are those?
@TheOnion LOVE the entertainment for sure. LIGHTEN up people!
He's right, ya know. RT @TheOnion: Donald Trump: http://onion.com/1IivSZD pic.twitter.com/MSwEcxSALS
@TheOnion I was done with that blowviating a****** years ago
@TheOnion Just like a horrible car train collision, we can't turn our eyes away.
@TheOnion ~Sorry, who r U? I wasn't paying attention 2 what U said/did. Cared at 1 time, quickly learned not 2 waste my time. Ur show sucks.
@TheOnion this ends with hilarys coronation, my guess.
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