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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jul 2015

    Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy http://onion.com/1Lz04ip pic.twitter.com/UHBx8eZ3zw

    5:00 PM - 20 Jul 2015
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      1. big mick  🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿  ☘️ 🎃‏ @michdoh1978 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion thats me

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      1. Matthew Thomas v. V.‏ @mattvanvoo 21 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @MeaghanCloherty @Orchids81 This reminds me of someone. 10 regrets + 1 cherished memory > 1 regret + 0 cherished memories. #Go.

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      1. Andrew Matheson‏ @thenewmath1 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion you know you're doing something wrong when your life story appears in the Onion.

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      1. JAMES #GhostOfAmericanDemocracy #VoteBlue‏ @JamesSemaj1220 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion LMAO He must be an only child too, whose parents waited late in life to have him. #MyLifeStory

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      1. Matthew Thomas v. V.‏ @mattvanvoo 21 Jul 2015
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        Matthew Thomas v. V. Retweeted The Onion

        @TheOnion "At press time, Terlaine's parents decided to cancel a trip... in case their son needed them." Wow. #CoDhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/623281285230759937?s=09 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy http://onion.com/1Lz04ip  pic.twitter.com/UHBx8eZ3zw
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      1. TheRealAcousticKitty‏ @sonialena11 21 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion who needs therapy?

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      1. Grown Ass Boys‏ @GrownAssBoysTV 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion the commitment on this guy!

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      1. MiKi minach‏ @martinwongg 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @5L4Y3R666 this will become you soon

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      1. frank baum‏ @thegerard20 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion #onionpain

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      1. Josh‏ @joshmorrisNJ 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion if @kaskade and @diplo could have a kid together, it would look like this guy

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      1. Dan Cooper‏ @dancoopermedia 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Stupid crap

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      1. Off-Ramp‏Verified account @KPCCofframp 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion, "said Terlaine, twisting his shirt into a tiny knot." A beautiful detail. Bravo.

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      1. Cole Rayne‏ @Cole_Rayne 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The pic of his folks looking all gangsta Ha!

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      1. Lisa‏ @Bonelessfluff 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Mr. and Mrs. Terlaine know of their son's plan and have hired body doubles to take over when they die.

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      1. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion What a great inspiration to all of us.

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