@TheOnion thats me
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@TheOnion@MeaghanCloherty@Orchids81 This reminds me of someone. 10 regrets + 1 cherished memory > 1 regret + 0 cherished memories.#Go.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you know you're doing something wrong when your life story appears in the Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMAO He must be an only child too, whose parents waited late in life to have him.#MyLifeStoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "At press time, Terlaine's parents decided to cancel a trip... in case their son needed them." Wow.#CoDhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/623281285230759937?s=09 …
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@TheOnion who needs therapy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the commitment on this guy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @5L4Y3R666 this will become you soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stupid crapThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, "said Terlaine, twisting his shirt into a tiny knot." A beautiful detail. Bravo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The pic of his folks looking all gangsta Ha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mr. and Mrs. Terlaine know of their son's plan and have hired body doubles to take over when they die.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a great inspiration to all of us.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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