Lloyd Rutledge, father: http://onion.com/1fhLBe5 pic.twitter.com/bcheyFE5eO
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Lloyd Rutledge, father: http://onion.com/1fhLBe5 pic.twitter.com/bcheyFE5eO
@TheOnion isnt this the plot of that david duchovney/charlie manson show?:)
@TheOnion So, second base at least.
@TheOnion I refuse to date anyone unless I date their parents first. And if the parents don't put out, I break off all contact.
@Bonelessfluff @TheOnion ABSOLUTELY! God knows the monster hidden.
@TheOnion that might actually be a good idea! ;o)
@TheOnion man, I never tried to put the make on a mid-aged father..uh uh
@TheOnion The American Right eh????
@TheOnion @alexburnsNYT If you want to date my daughter make sure to bring over #ANewKind0fBerry
@TheOnion An awful lot of daughters lose suitors to their dads that way. "Sorry, Pumpkin. Jimmy and I just clicked."
@TheOnion @vinylpatriot
@TheOnion time to pull out all the #Tinder pickup lines! #TinderPickupLines
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