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@TheOnion the onion never writes about meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion at last we have developed the precursor to what Stormtroopers load into their blasters.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ouch - unfortunately true, too many innocents are killed :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion scumbags that shoot and hit innocent bystanders don't buy the good@winchester ammunition. Goodbye onion. -
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@Pigbog@TheOnion@winchester why would I threaten anybody? I just said goodbye.
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@TheOnion@TaikaWaititi made in the U.S.A.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Next up, a bullet that is guaranteed to find and lightly graze only Wayne LaPierre, the PrickSeeker Gold 9mm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New 9MM Stray Bullet Guaranteed To Hit Innocent Bystanders http://onion.com/1gK4rvI pic.twitter.com/3NLTc9GAhT
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@TheOnion Merica doesn't need special ammunition for thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha to the hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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