@TheOnion @MadJaymilton Too close to home.
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@TheSixFinger@TheOnion Well here's your inspiration to rise up and.... Fuck, too much work. Lets go to Burger King. -
@MadJaymilton@TheOnion Burger King delivers now. What a time to be alive. -
@TheSixFinger Finally, something to live for until a Whopper-centric diet leads to my stroke -
@MadJaymilton The BK near me hasn't been renovated in 30 years. It's a straight up time capsule inside. -
@TheSixFinger "We're not touching a goddamn thing in here until we sell every patty from the '83 beef shipment!" -
@MadJaymilton "Faux wood paneling is timeless. Timeless, I say!"
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@TheOnion The good news is: Besides all the usual horror stories in the news, most lives continued uneventfully today#TuchmansLawThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cocaine hits U.S. and gives populace a new lease on life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sorry. I can't read it. It is giving me indigestion just to look at it. Forward to Jebby, please.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@himynameisbucky@TheOnion flying to St. Louis through Atlanta. Can confirm.
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