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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jul 2015

    Supposed Adult Pays Man To Sit In Room And Listen To Him Talk About His Feelings http://onion.com/1IdxzHN pic.twitter.com/bRQNXnLvMJ

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      1. Doug Lescarbeau‏ @DgieLscrbo 20 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Haha yeah! fuck people putting effort into fixing difficult mental issues! they're total immature and stuff! haha! yeah!

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      2. Leslie Gerhat‏ @ExplorerLeslie 20 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not cool, @TheOnion. Therapy already has such a stigma, and this just adds to it.

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      3. nothingburglar‏ @jerkymania2018 20 Jul 2015
        Replying to @ExplorerLeslie

        @ExplorerLeslie @TheOnion but then it wouldn't be satire if it wasn't based off of our current reality.

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      1. Kelsey Larimore‏ @Kelsey_Larimore 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion this isn't okay

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      1. Black Panther 2018  💥‏ @lakesideliberal 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Bah.

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      1. Tom‏ @ThomasJamesFisk 20 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Bad satire that's just really a poor joke punching downwards. Well done.

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      1. Kalebb-v5.0‏ @calebgreenland 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion well when u have the money

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      1. Neuros is‏ @glitterbitemark 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion this article was stupid, lazy, and completely devoid of humor. Do better, Onion.

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      1. Lisa‏ @Bonelessfluff 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Area Onion comments reveal that Supposed Adult had many children that were also pussies.

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      1. latino del rey‏ @Rob__17 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion seriously not cool

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      1. Le 🕸‏ @lil__succ 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm gonna go ahead and assume this was satire towards those without mental health issues getting therapy time over those who do

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      1. SometimesZero‏ @Sometimes_Zero 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Grandma (usually) listens to feelings for free. But good therapy sessions require considerable work well beyond feeling sharing :)

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      1. Scol‏ @mooscolly 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion this is just unfunny bullshit

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      1. christian hell house‏ @mallpizza 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Wow, this is some outdated dreck. Those who condescend therapy could usually benefit from it.

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      1. JalapenoPoplar‏ @BossHarmonGlaus 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion The Stigma of Therapyhttps://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/occupational-hazards/200806/the-stigma-therapy …

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      1. Actor Bill Bailey‏ @ActorBillBailey 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @chickmcgee1 lol

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      1. Hazy Adams‏ @hazymania 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Ehhhh...

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