@TheOnion One day, someone will skin you and separate your layers :)
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@TheOnion But you know that every person on earth has the same offer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Depends on who u ask...don't take much,not today for anything to jump off & 4 free.Sooo would I?I'm poor now but no no, I tell 911Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it's anything like the plotline from the Box I wouldn't do it. The next guy in line would probably kill me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how much you want to bet about 4% would push button, equal to # of clinical psychopaths operative in our world more in biz cultureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seeing you do that bring smile with tears by http://default.how about an onion paste as punishment .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@zerohedge ~ That "Random Stranger" could be my future ex-wife. Push it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@zerohedge Of course not. Ever watch Twilight Zone? Random person will be the person in the future that would have saved your lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@zerohedge Makes one wonder in how many different cities around the world someone would push that button for $100 or even a meal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How honest are you ???
#honesthour#yourself#greed “@TheOnion: From The Archives: pic.twitter.com/i5hvSvME0u”
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@TheOnion@zerohedge in a heart beat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe I will have to get you back on that
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@TheOnion Can I select a demographic for a lower amount? - End of conversation
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