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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jul 2015

    This Week Last Year: Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution http://onion.com/1HW4Uke pic.twitter.com/9v3lZu93EZ

    9:00 AM - 19 Jul 2015
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      1. Cman61‏ @mskyman61 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion They all declared war on each other 4.7 seconds later.

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      1. L188188  🌀‏ @L188188 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Things are heating up between Saudi 3278764 and Saudi 3278765.

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      1. Democratic Confederalism = direct democracy‏ @Rojava____ 21 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion #islamism which is source of jihadi terrorist founded & financed by #Turkey-Saudi #Suruc pic.twitter.com/SH6IqjsD9E #SuructaKatliamVar

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      1. Watching Naya Pakistan  🇵🇰‏ @EyeOnPak 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion LMAO this cracked me up so hard!!

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      1. Fred Barry Hetrick‏ @FHetrick 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I wonder how that work-out? Hmmmmmmmmm

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      1. #cetinhalil‏ @halilcetin159 20 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @memetsimsek  bizce budur..

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      1. Mahmoud Jallad‏ @mrjallad 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion so ridiculous! So funny though!

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      1. Meira McMahon‏ @The_Matriarch 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion #meira Ah, Mesopotamia as I knew it.pic.twitter.com/npbmBRqHMT

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      1. 10-Cerrus Electro‏ @Weekend_45 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion No Hittite would approve of this.

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      1. edc raver‏ @napalmvalo 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion is this a new reality show... Will this be in ppv... Is this where jade helm starts..

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      1. Richard Blaine‏ @rickblainephoto 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Oh, good, 317,000,000 wars!

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      1. Tyrone Asaurus‏ @TAsaurus 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion That's the Greater Israel map, isn't it?

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      1. Hunter Gatherer‏ @teslindoug 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion heheheh that might work!

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      1. Duncan‏ @BlueScareBot 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion That is the libertarian solution.

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      2. Mandy Jane‏ @awryly 19 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Libya remains united, it seems.

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      3. John Anthony‏ @JohnWMAnthony 19 Jul 2015
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        @awryly @TheOnion Libya's considered part of Africa.

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      4. Mandy Jane‏ @awryly 19 Jul 2015
        Replying to @JohnWMAnthony

        @JohnWMAnthony @TheOnion Where Egypt isn't? I see. Sorry - I like to miss the point......

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      5. John Anthony‏ @JohnWMAnthony 19 Jul 2015
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        @awryly @TheOnion Egypt's usually considered part, but people might debate more on that one because of its unique position between areas.

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