@TheOnion just so weirdos can drink almond "milk"
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@TheOnion Actually the lawns in Southern California will do it first.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are beautiful genius people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ayy lmalmondThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Huh. Slow news day, I see.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As a writer, this is one of the best written opinion articles I have ever read. As a Californian, this article is unstoppable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion whats that mean really?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Apparently I am an almond.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good to know that we finally found the problem behind the water shortage.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Left-wing social conservatives sure like quoting ridiculous, politically motivated "facts."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha, i think Neptume will not let you drink his house.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@COGMONKEY@TheOnion@PS_Water oh my god, now it all makes sense
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