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@TheOnion I always hated that. -
@nuttybrowncafe@TheOnion me too. Just get on a freaking ride mom! Self sacrifice is so ANNOYING
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@TheOnion As a mother I read this in protest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@psychicpebble is this news?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sources confirm that politicians indeed care about themselves more than constituents.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Translation: "You people are exhausting. Can't I just sit here and relax?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion me_irlThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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