@TheOnion FUCKING YES
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@TheOnion YEAH. ONE WOULD SAY... A LIFETIME.
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@TheOnion more Lifetime for Men movies: The Babysitter Really Wants It; The Neighbor Really Wants It; My Wife's Book Club Really Wants ItThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am horrified that I just laughed out loud. -
@KatharineAshe@TheOnion Me too. It'll be our little secret.
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@TheOnion Next up: struggling waiter, single father of 3, balances family, work, and fatal attraction, eking out a living in a $500K house.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion friggin' dying..HA!HA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one of the greatest onion articles of all timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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