@TheOnion is a shit ton an official measurement? 


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@yeagrmeister
@TheOnion Ton, Metric Ton, Long Ton, Short Ton, and Shit Ton. Yep...that IS an official measurment
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@TheOnion the amount of people who care about calories at fast food joints = 0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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