@TheOnion @garrettjblack what the almond doesn't know... NEVER MONOLOGUE
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@LittelCaesar@TheOnion i eat the ones i can't sell wtf kind of wasteful monster do you think i am -
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@TheOnion did you know that an apple takes 125 liters of water to produce. A tomato 50 liters. Food takes water to grow!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion delicious hengThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha-haaa... Milk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm waiting for people to bitch that this is offensiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#rosannebarr how do you feel about this? Do you still have an#almond farm?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Your pain means nothing to me and my thirst.” http://onion.com/1K8dbVU pic.twitter.com/215hHaP7xP”bye almonds we need water
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@TheOnion What a nut.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't get itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@carlquintanilla And when you are grown, I shall grind your bones#Almond to make marginally tasteful milk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cc:@DeadwingDuckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And then we will eat you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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