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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2015

    "Your pain means nothing to me and my thirst.” http://onion.com/1K8dbVU pic.twitter.com/HdcGrGCHgp

    5:45 PM - 15 Jul 2015
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    • AliRezaArabi bone eggs keely °₊·ˈ∗♡ GRACE ♡∗ˈ‧₊° MWG Maddie Cam so sad today melodrama queen
    18 replies 713 retweets 1,028 likes
      1. anthony chxng  🐾‏ @pelossus 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @garrettjblack what the almond doesn't know... NEVER MONOLOGUE

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      2. Aria Rei.pdf  ❄️‏ @LadyAriaRei 15 Jul 2015
        Replying to @LittelCaesar

        .@LittelCaesar @TheOnion i eat the ones i can't sell wtf kind of wasteful monster do you think i am

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      4. Aria Rei.pdf  ❄️‏ @LadyAriaRei 16 Jul 2015
        Replying to @LittelCaesar

        @LittelCaesar @TheOnion thank you 😇

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      1. susan gemperle-abdo‏ @AbdoSusan 16 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion did you know that an apple takes 125 liters of water to produce. A tomato 50 liters. Food takes water to grow!!!!

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      1. polykuma@咸鱼假期‏ @polykuma 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion delicious heng

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      1. Gouverneur Songin‏ @GouverneurSon 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Ha-haaa... Milk.

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      1. Robert Fletcher‏ @themonadnomad 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm waiting for people to bitch that this is offensive

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      1. moveebuff‏ @moveebuff1953 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion #rosannebarr how do you feel about this? Do you still have an #almond farm?

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      1. Scott W. Brown‏ @GE2_SWB 15 Jul 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Your pain means nothing to me and my thirst.” http://onion.com/1K8dbVU  pic.twitter.com/215hHaP7xP”bye almonds we need water

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion What a nut.

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      1. BillStamp‏ @BillStampDotCom 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't get it

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      2. Sarah‏ @smcp65 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @josefjesse

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      3. Josef‏ @josefjesse 19 Jul 2015
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        @smcp65 @bill_llo https://www.ted.com/talks/jonathan_foley_the_other_inconvenient_truth?language=en … #alfalfa

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      1. Barry Tyree‏ @Barry_Tyree 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @carlquintanilla And when you are grown, I shall grind your bones #Almond to make marginally tasteful milk.

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      1. Jeremiah Simpson ✈️ 🦀‏ @NonContactHogg 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion cc:@DeadwingDuck

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      1. Theron Couch‏ @theroncouch 15 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion And then we will eat you.

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