@TheOnion @Willie_Am_I OMG. I'm getting old cause Mom is hot in a mature kinda way....
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@sallisrebelmd@TheOnion If that makes you old then I've been old for about 20 years now. I'm 32
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@TheOnion Probably the only break she gets all day. And that IS exciting!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't blame her. Same here. I'm good finally having a time to myself while everyone else gets tiredThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Krays please note. “
@TheOnion: Report: Mom Would Rather Sit Here And Watch You Guys Have Fun http://onion.com/1K8d3pu pic.twitter.com/4WcgfMoMcj”
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@TheOnion Finally, the secret is out, yes, we would rather just sit...we are tired.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Messing with the post. Using#Firefox#wordle#css#boxshadow http://word-shadows.com pic.twitter.com/cjFd5CEX5u
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@TheOnion@paige_durand I love this oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thnk you



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