@TheOnion I can help you with that if you like
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@TheOnion: Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk, Say Snickering Researchers http://onion.com/1La1wsM pic.twitter.com/XWFrF6HU6u
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@TheOnion WTF urine can be such a color....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AndyRichter it's got to be fresh and organic though.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilarious. What about dog urine homeopathy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If u need me I'll be in the bathroom vomiting. Leave a message when u hear the beep.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bazinga!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could you find a more 80s stock photo?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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